owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

weinerman-tested:

an alien! 

weinerman-tested:

an alien! 

loviehats:

cheycherry:

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Jet cockiness gets you nowhere dude 

the others bask in your patheticness

jet you fucking failure

drvalkyrie:

This is the best photo that has ever been taken of me in costume.

drvalkyrie:

This is the best photo that has ever been taken of me in costume.

annicron:


look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

amarcia:

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i cant fucking breathe—

erueres:

when ur old otp from ur old fandom comes back to hit u in the face like

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zillyh00:

nannajane:

zillyh00:

i am now the youngest supervisor in my store

i read that as ‘survivor’ at first and got really scared

theres a reason why im the boss now

madam-mischief:

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octomaidly:

(loud groaning)

octomaidly:

(loud groaning)