whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.”
Jet cockiness gets you nowhere dude
the others bask in your patheticness
jet you fucking failure
This is the best photo that has ever been taken of me in costume.
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
i cant fucking breathe—
when ur old otp from ur old fandom comes back to hit u in the face like
i am now the youngest supervisor in my store
i read that as ‘survivor’ at first and got really scared
theres a reason why im the boss now