How to put out candles
Skate 3 sets the industry standard for simulating massive quantum-scale inconsistencies in the laws of physics.
this is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever watched
it’s like a game made entirely of Skyrim glitches
pictured in this video: an illustration of my thought processes
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
I ACCIDENTALLY PUT A KNIFE IN WITH MY LAUNDRY
Those clothes will make you look ripped
cutting edge fashion
I love this uniform.
What if you were really excited to hear your online friend’s voice for the first time and you finally pick up the phone and it turns out they’re voiced by Vic Mignogna
Breaking News: Bees Discovered To Be Cisphobes After Stinging The Shit Out Of A Guy Throwing Rocks At Their Nest. “I can’t think of any other explanation ” Says Innocent Victim
this is some next level british grandma carpeting
Randy’s so stressed out in the later episodes
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
Queer people are like birds, all very different but with one common goal:
Bread. Hundreds of tons of bread.
the name connor originates from the gaelic name ‘conchobhar’ which is said to mean something along the lines of ‘wolf/dog lover’ so essentially - anyone called connor is a fucking furry.
i dont get asexuals. like, humans have an instinctual need to mate, right? they also need to hunt. thats why i dont get people who dont attack their own kin on the streets and rip their flesh up with bare hands either. i live in seclusion, up high there in the mountains. i dont know what is an “internet”. i assault hikers for food